Curd rice and sex

People like sex. But turns out people like curd rice too. I recently put out this tweet and it got me thinking about curd rice, but what does curd rice have anything to do with sex, you ask? Here’s a story… A friend once hooked up with his neighbour’s cousin, who was from a village in Rajasthan. He kissed, but didn’t not tell. She didn’t speak any English, and he didn’t speak much Hindi either. When I asked him if the sex was good, he said “oh she just lay down doing nothing, it felt like sticking it up in a bowl of curd rice.”